Where are the eyes in the back of your head, MA?

Especially for his birthday, Jake got hold of a pair of scissors and hacked 3 holes in his hair on Monday evening. My mom had just finished cutting his hair and we were relaxing in the lounge with a glass of wine. He honestly disppeared for 2 minutes and when I went to look for him, he was standing infront of the mirror, scissors in hand, smiling at me. Needless to say, he got his hair shaved down to a number 3, to try hide the bald patches, but they're still visible. This photo was taken before his second hair cut...